I don't know what I am or what I want in life but I know I want CAKE red velvet cake:)

Living La Dolce Vita, i’m in love.

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"The Walking Dead" Intro…But With Drunk People

Drunk people are pretty much the closest equivalent to zombies we’ll ever see in the real world - they stumble around, barely able to walk in a straight line; they can’t really speak, so much as slur words and occasionally groan; and they just want to eat (usually more Taco Bell than human flesh, but whatever).

And so Marca Blanca used stock footage of drunk people in place of the sights of the zombie apocalypse that normally fill up the intro to The Walking Dead. And ya know what? It’s kinda perfect.

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Comedy Central Presents: Bo Burnham

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I’ve been saving all my summers for you.

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I wish more cartoons taught young girls that if a man harasses you or annoys you or whatever you should blow him up with a bazooka and feel no remorse :)))

Ivy leaned back to avoid the propulsion blast. They’ve done this before.

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How many pancakes does this bisquick think we can eat for breakfast? 155? . . We’ll explode!

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